5 Lirik Lagu Cinta Yang Tak Logik Untuk Diproses Oleh Akal

1. Aerosmith : I Don't Want to Miss Thing

I could stay awake just to hear you breathing
Watch you smile while you are sleeping

Gila tipu.Kalau dah ngantuk tu,takdelah tertidur dengan gaya yang ayu dan comel.Berdengkur tak kira lagi.


2. Lifehouse : You and Me

Everything she does is beautiful
Everything she does is right

Kah kah kah.Hahaha.Wahahaha.Wakakakaka.Seperti kata2 pempuan yang perasan vogue,"Yea.....right!"

3. Lionel Richie : Hello

I sometimes see you pass outside my door
Hello, is it me you're looking for?

Sometimes I feel my heart will overflow

Tell me how to win your heart
For I haven't got a clue
But let me start by saying ... I love you

Lirik pertama menunjukkan perempuan yang diminati adalah seorang stalker.
Baris kedua menggambarkan yang cinta menyebabkan sakit jantung.
Rangkap ketiga menunjukkan lelaki itu sebenarnya blur..dia tau..tapi dia buat2 tak tau,konon manja.


4. Eric Clapton : Wonderful Tonight

It's late in the evening; she's wondering what clothes to wear.
She puts on her make-up and brushes her long blonde hair.
And then she asks me, "Do I look all right?"
And I say, "Yes, you look wonderful tonight."

Dalam lirik,nampak macam sekejap.Real life,apa yang berlaku dalam lirik di atas mengambil masa 2 jam lebih dan selalunya,lelaki itu akan menjadi kurang sabar ;dan jawapan untuk persoalan "Do I look all right" itu adalah "CEPATLAH!DAH LAMBAT!"


5. N'Sync - Drive Myself Crazy

Where was my head
Where was my heart
Now I cry alone in the dark

I lay awake
I drive myself crazy
Drive myself crazy
Thinking of you
Made a mistake
When I let you go baby

Jika ada lelaki yang menyanyikan kepada anda lagu ini,lari jauh2 dari dia.
Dia tak tau mana akal dia,dia tak tau mana hati dia sebab selalu menangis dalam gelap dan bila dia terbaring keseorangan....dia jadi gila...sebab terlalu meminati anda.Jika inginkan kekasih yang tak siuman,silakan.

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Dan aku ingat,lirik lagu cinta yang dinyanyikan perempuan untuk lelaki,ok lah sket..rupanya lagi teruk.


6. Mariah Carey : Always Be My Baby

We were as one babe,For a moment in time,And it seemed everlasting
That you would always be mine
Now you wanna be free,So I'll let you fly,Cause I know in my heart babe
Our love will never die

You'll always be a part of me,I'm part of you indefinitely
Boy don't you know you can't escape me,Ooh darling 'cause you'll always be my baby
And we'll linger on,Time can't erase a feeling this strong
No way you're never gonna shake me,Ooh darling 'cause you'll always be my baby

I ain't gonna cry no And I won't beg you to stay
If you're determined to leave boy I will not stand in your way
But inevitably,You'll be back again
'Cause you know in your heart babe, Our love will never end

Jika anda mendedicate lagu ini kepada ex-boyfren anda selepas terputusnya cinta,itu maksudnya,anda tak dapat accept cinta anda dah terputus dan anda berpotensi untuk jadi seorang possesive stalker.

ps. - ini artikel hiburan.Jangan ambik serius sangat.