November 24, 2012

Wanita, Di Dadamu Ada Senjata

A German lawyer has accused his former lover of trying to smother him to death with her 38DD breasts. 

Tim Schmidt claims that his ex-girlfriend Franziska tried to kill him when she found out he was leaving her. According to the Daily Mail, Tim told the court: "The incident happened in May – we were having sex."

"She was sitting on me naked and I was kissing her breasts. Suddenly she grabbed my head and pushed [it] between her breasts with all of her force."I couldn't breathe anymore, I must have turned blue. I couldn't tear myself free and I thought I was going to die."

Tim recounted to the court how he had managed to struggle free from her breasts and ran to a neighbour's house for help.He continued: "It is clear she wanted to kill me.

"She even admitted it to me on the telephone. I asked her why she wanted to smother me to death with her breasts and she told me, 'Treasure – I wanted your death to be as pleasurable as possible'."

Franziska is accused of attempted manslaughter with a weapon.

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Hahahaha.

Accused of attempted manslaughter with a weapon? 

Harap2 ada pengarah filem Melayu buat cerita gangster
tapi senjatanya....ehem-ehem.
Kalau Rozita Che Wan berlakon...aku sure akan pegi tengok kat wayang.

9 ulasan:

Tanpa Nama berkata...

RCW kedut tang tengkuk. Tetek Neelofa terbaik bro. Ko tengok MELETOPS.

The Watercolour berkata...

Lelaki tu mesti Fobia tengok boobs lepas ni.

Prince of Noob berkata...

kalau lelaki senjatamu dicelah kangkang?

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EarKix berkata...

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plain83 berkata...

LoL wut? XD

Tanpa Nama berkata...

ko ni kenapa balik2 cite tetek je..

Tanpa Nama berkata...

neelofa tetek tipu. pakai corset+pad tebal.

RCW Kedut! berkata...

Harap2 ada pengarah filem Melayu buat cerita gangster
tapi senjatanya....ehem-ehem.
>>Kalau Rozita Che Wan berlakon...aku sure akan pegi tengok kat wayang..<<

I pn follow you...kedut x kedut...kasik tgk dlu...hahaha

Tanpa Nama berkata...

RCW? masih tak cukup.. kalau charipah2 ni mau lepas korang kena hempap.