Why Do Malaysian Hate Singaporean?Jealousy,That's All.

Once,on a highway,me and some friends were driving along the PLUS Highway towards Johor.Then,a Nissan sped alongside us."Cibai,laju gile bawak." (Damn,drive so fast) said my friend the driver.

"Huh,patutla,orang Singapore" (It's Singaporean) said another one of my friend.

"We should hit the car from the back"

"Hahaha,"we laughed hard.

Remembering about that day,today I read about why the Malaysian Chinese on Malaysia Today wont take PAS as their voting choices.Why do we,the Malaysian,dislike Singaporean so much?

Thinking back,it reminds me about the cases of the Singapore Armed Forces (SAF) wanting to use our air territory for aviation practice in Johor.The Malaysian newspaper make it a big issues that Singapore is "full of egoes" and act like they are "the leader of South East Asia."

The media even reported some comments from our local poltician and most of them condemned the intrusion of our skies by the SAF.Fine for me.It's our skies,they should use their own skies.

Then the on-going fight of Malaysia and Singapore about the Pulau Batu Puteh (Pedra Bianca) that are still in trial.The on-going fight shows that the relation of Singapore and Malaysia are not as well as it seems.

But think again.

Which country is supplying the Singapore water supply as cheap as 3 cents per litre and buy it back at 50 cents per litre?

Malaysia.Who's the loser here?

Which country have one of the best growth in economic and development around the world?Singapore.The loser....Malaysia.

When a prime minister of a country have to lie about statistics of the rate of his country's "daya saing" (abilities to challenge others in economic sectors) it means only 2 things:

1)The economies of Malaysia are bad
2)The Prime Minister is dumb

I don't know why I despise Singaporean and I couldn't find any reason.They are living a better life than us.They are having a better salaries than us.They can afford to buy cars and bikes (big bikes) at VERY reasonable prices and have better vehicle selection.Their economies is much-much better than us.For a country that have almost the same size as one of the smallest state in Malaysia,that's a great achievement.Their politician and leaders are known to be closer to their people (compared to our politicians who only showed up during pre-elections or having a nonsense function that serve good food)

Just because we are Malaysian it doesn't mean we have to join the war of words between Malaysia and Singapore leaders.It doesn't mean Malaysian have to support our leaders just because they are our leaders.We should support the truth and the truth is Malaysian leaders is incompetence compared to our neighbor Politicians.

We hate Singapore because they also want Pulau Batu Puteh but if we win the island,what we,Malaysian,got?

Pride?Money?Better living cost?

Screw all of that.I want my government to be like Singapore government.They are efficient and they know what they are doing,that's why they are there at that level.

Malaysian Government greatest ever skills is they implement so well the usage of Racial Hate and Racial Issues to gather the support of the people.By making the people thinking Malaysia is a much better place to live in then Singapore,they create a false sense of hope and serenity to Malaysian.Think hard and you will see.

That's the reason we despise Singapore.Our Government,knowing they don't know squat told us to do that and they are the one's who sells cheap water to Singapore and buy it back much higher price.Does it shows you they hate each other?No.It just shows that to make all of you feel much better about Malaysia,they have to have a scapegoat to make somebody else looks bad and the Malaysian Government looks good.A tactic of diverting the opinion.

That's where Singapore came in.

They even used the same tactics last year during the trial of Altantuya.Suddenly these guy called Najamawee (sp?) sang Negaraku in Rap version.The Government played the Malaysian Patriotism cards right that time and everyone was talking about it forgetting about the Altantuya case.Is the Altantuya killer caught?Nope,still looking.

Who cares about some Chinese dude rapping or Hattan singing the Negaraku in a different version?I want to know who's involved and killed Altantuya (she's cute)

Malaysian government under these so called UMNO are clueless since Tunku Abdul Rahman era until now.They care about people forming up to protest,a rapper,rock band that have their hair cut live on National television,space tourist,a guy who wants to swim across a Chanel,Mawi and Siti Nurhaliza love story,mat rempit in artic.Do they care about us?Do we need more spirit of patriotism?Do we need more idol to be given Datukship? More like DatukShit

I dont need more Meaningless Idol

Let's change our country and make it actually better than Singapore.
We can hope right,dear Malaysian?

Polis Trafik Suka Minum Kopi

Duit tu bagi anak bini makan.Habis la zuriat ko pun jadi haram.Hehehe,Polis Malaysia.Gelak je la tengok.

Tutorial :Cleaning Your Keyboard,It's A Reality Horror

It's been nearly 5 years I've been using the Microsoft Natural Keyboard.It has fall down from 2 feets and once I tripped on the wire and BANG it felled to the floor.Still working until now.Microsoft,thanks for a very good hardware.It's white in color (now it's yellowish a bit) and it is a very good good keyboard that give enough "ummph" to be considered a good and cheap keyboard.

I have been considering to clean up the mess that have build inside the key and last Monday,I came home from home from work and spend my time to clean out the dirt.

You'll be surprised of the thing you'll find underneath it.5 Years of mess.

Tutorial : Cleaning Your Keyboard
Time Needed: 2 hours for maximum pleasure

Tools Needed : Small screwdriver (the one use to unscrew spectacle with a Flat head),2 Soft cloth,Cleaning agent that's concentrated (not pure liquid) something like "Cif" will be great,a picture of your keyboard layout if you dont have an extra keyboard for reference when re-assembling (snap picture first,we dont want to mess out the keyboard layout)




Step One :
Slowly insert the screwdriver onto one key and try to pry the key out.A well built keyboard have key's that are very easy to remove.Cheap keyboard are very hard to pry out,sometimes you'll break the key bodies.So do it slowly and carefully one by one.



Step Two :
Now that all key's are taken off,spread out one of the soft cloth and pour some cleaning agent onto it and roll out some key onto it.Make sure the cleaning agent got into the key's and clean out each keys individually.Use the 2nd soft cloth to wipe out and dry the key's.Do for all key's.Make sure you dont lose them.Put them somewhere safe (in a small box maybe)

Step Three:
Take a small brush that is hard enough or just cloth and wipe out the inner part of your keyboard.Dust always gathered here and in my keyboard I found a lot of hair and even some nostrils of my Art Director friend,Matreh.Do it carefully because we dont want water or cleaning agent to go in the rubber part of where your Keys suppose to go.

Step Four:
Now that you have clean out the keys and the key's compartment,put back the keys according to the layout.If you want to screw your friends,you can change their key arrangement the same way.

AND VOILA,
a clean and more hygienic keyboard.Looks brand new except for the "O" key where my cigarrette fell there and burned it a bit.Now I have a keyboard that everyone else dare to touch.

Thanks for reading

Doa Seorang Melayu Yang Solatnya Tak Berapa Cukup

Bismillahirrahmanirrahim,

Ya Allah ya Tuhanku,
Bukakanlah pintu hati rakyat Malaysia,
Semua Melayu,Cina,India
Untuk menukar kerajaan yang ada

Kami terseksa,
Rasa macam didera,
Kadang2 kami rasa macam kera,
Pemimpin kami kurang akalnya

Pandai mereka berkata-kata,
Tapi 99% tak bole percaya,

Ya Allah Ya Tuhanku,

Jika cuba mereka menipu dalam pilihanraya,
Berikanlah mereka petunjuk,
Buatkan yang nak menipu tak reti mengira
Yang jahat kelu lidah berkata

Kami dah bosan dengan ugutan
Dengan penipuan
Tapi kami tak terdaya,
Kerana pemimpin kami berlagak macam Tuhan

Ya Allah,

Kalau kau dengar doa aku ini,
tunjukkan lah kami kebenaran
Berikan kami keadilan
Hanya pada-Mu kami berharap.

Kami tak mahu Pak Lah,
Najib pulak lagi la kami sanggah

Beri kesedaran pada pelakon2 porno Melayu sekali.

Amin

*Kenape muka Anwar Ibrahim mcm tu?

What Malaysian Look Out For On the Internet

This is an image capture from my blogs entrance of keywords on how viewers reach my stupid blog.The list contains a lot of things that shows what people,especially Malaysian look out from the internet.Most of it contains viewers looking for...yes..pornography.

But one search exactly makes me puke my brains.


Yeah,one Malaysian search for that "thing".I hope it is actually a girl,because if guys do that kind of web search on the internet,it means you are SO GAY!

If it's a girl,it means you have such low taste in men.Please,go back to Google and look for "I don't have a boyfriend because I am an ugly stupid spoiled whore bitch type"Whoever do that web search,please,leave a comment on this blog.I would like to know you more (if you are a girl and not actually ugly)

There is one more keyword search that occur one time on the list that is so disgusting and sick that even if I bad mouth the searcher here for 3 years,the shame will never wear off.One guy,look out on the internet for...

MELAYU + BOGEL + NENEK (THIS IS THE DIRECT KEYWORD SEARCH!)

Sick.Just pure sickness.This is what Malaysian do on the internet.Not Malaysian I think,Malays.

Malays Boleh.It's great to be Malays.