Jun 20, 2007

Tribute : Kucingku Tam


ini kucing aku,aku panggil die Tam.die kucing liar,pastu tetibe satu hari die masuk rumah aku,aku pegi dekat die,die tak takut pun.siap manja2 lagi.lepas tu aku tgk die membesar,dr kecik sampai la die gemok.aku tak mampu bagi die makan,jd makcik sebelah ni la jagekan die,bagi die makan.bile die nak tido,die dtg main2 ngan aku dulu.aku pernah tido ngan die.biasenye die tertido dulu,pastu bile aku bangun die dah takde,gi main ngan geng die,Mok.awal die bangun tido.

satu hari,pagi,aku bangun nak pegi keje.aku rase lain gile pagi tu.makcik sebelah dtg jumpe aku cakap Tam dah mati.(Aunty tu panggil nama lain,bahasa cina,aku tatau ape)

aku keluar rumah pegi tgk tempat die kene langgar.ade lagi badan die kat situ tp ade org tutup pakai paper.aku tak sanggup nak selak.Jiran sebelah Aunty tu bgtau aku ade motor langgar,sbb perut die je kene gelek,kepala die sempurna je lagi.

hehehe,sedih gile aku.aku dah tgk kucing tu membesar dr kecik sampai la die besar.bile tgk ikan bilis skrg ni aku mesti teringat kat die.bile aku rindu aku bukak balik tgk gamba die yg aku sempat tangkap dulu2.ade gak video2 die mase main2 bulu ayam ngan aku.

tu la first time aku rase sayang ngan binatang dan rase sedih bile die mati.
mungkin itu la perasaan aku nanti kalo aku ade anak tp gandakan tu berjuta2 kali.hehehhe,Tam,bile ko sunyi dtg la melawat aku dalam mimpi aku ya?Jgn dtg balik betol2 lak.Nanti aku jd seram.Lagi la kalo ko bole bercakap lak.

Luahan Perasaan - Melayu Bodoh


kenape org melayu bile nak bisnes mesti nak kene tekan orang?kenape bile nak bende2 best mesti nak bayar murah?tak paham bahasa ke?bodoh punye melayu,dah la kepala botak,rambut gugur.bile nak ajak deal,dah start bagi alasan macam2.

hoi Encik Sham*** dan Encik Am*** dr kompeni kat SME Technoprenur Park.Cyberjaya.

ko mmg anak haram.mak ko suke hisap konek laki lain.bapak ko suke main ngan kambing.lepas main ngan kambing tu mak ko pulak pegi main ngan kambing jantan.lepas tu bapak ko pulak tala mak ko pastu sperma bapak ko tercampur ngan sperma kambing tu pastu dapat la ko.

OFIS KO LAWA KONON?KEPALA HOTAK KO?OFIS KO BURUK NAK MAMPOS!
KEPALA HOTAK KO!BAJET KRONI SKET DAH POWER!

orang2 mcm ko la yg buat duit2 kerajaan ni abih.kerajaan dah tolong tau nak songlap.bodoh.
melayu bodoh.sbb org2 mcm ko bisnes org melayu tak pernah maju.mcm ni la melayu,nak meniaga,tp nak kaya cepat.bagi anak2 makan duit haram.mcm mane la Tuhan tak marah.tgk,kan Tuhan dah tarik balik anugerah die kat ko.rambut dah gugur.Yang sorang lg tu,Tuhan dah tarik balik anugerah muka.sbb muka ko tu takde muke manusia.Muka babi

lagi mau ugut2,ingat aku nak sgt bisnes dgn ko.aku pegi calar ko nye kereta yg baru beli tu kang.dekat je tu ofis ko,heheheh

Jun 19, 2007

Film Review : Fantastic Four - Rise of The SIlver Surfer


the first film was such a dissappointment for me,besides the good humour between the character and some great action sequence,the film has the depth as deep as a one feet pool.

hopefully,the second one fares better,yes it did.but not much.

first thing first,yes,the silver surfer is cool.but the thing is,he looks emotionless at first.but after some tragedy happens and a real actor took the role of Silver Surfer (not CGI) he conveys emotion
better,he was portrayed better.I am not sure if the SIlver Surfer parts is all done in CGI but the earlier shots of the surfer dude is too CGI,too stiff and not really human-like (in emotion wise)

if you read,Surfer will be the center of attention in the movie,but still the Human Torch and the Thing still hold the movie together.Chris Evans is really becoming a good actor from the day I watch him in Not Another Teen Movie as a Freddie Prinze jr. clone.

The beginning and the middle part was done nicely and we can see how superheroes who didn't hide their identity live among normal human beings.That was a nice part in the movie.Watching superheroes who are not afraid of people knowing their identity is a kind of fresh air from watching Spiderman or Superman or Batman or Cicak-Man,they even embrace their powers and flaunt it all over the place.

The best part of the movie is watching how they work together and Jessica Alba is still hot.

The climatic sequence at the end deserved more.How can Dr.Doom is being beaten that easily?Why that Galactus is a giant cloud?He is supposed to be the gigantic alien that is huge.
The ending left a lot to be desired (or predicted).

After the earlier joyride,Fantastic Four -Rise of the Silver Surfer ends with an premature ejaculation.That's the only fault.It's like you got a hot date and got her to your bedroom and suddenly you ejaculate and lost your libido.

Rating - 3.5/5

Mei 02, 2007

Film Review : Jangan Pandang Belakang (Don't Look Back In Anger)

As I was walking away from IOI Puchong after finishing watching the movie,I was a little depressed.If this is the kind of movie that can generate a collection of RM4 million (by the time
this review is written,it have reached an impressive RM5.9 million) then the future of Malaysian movie will always be bleak.

This is the kind of movies that relies on cheap scares and loud sound that is actually not that
scary.the only thing that is really2 scary in this movie is the amount money that the movie will make and how many malaysian's are actually feeling cheated after watching the movie,then they went back home and cheated on their friends telling them the movie is good.This is where actually the impressive collection came from.From a connection of bigger lie (the movie) and small lie (talks of the movie is actually "good")

The good part.Hmm.Rumainah Sidek as Opah.Cat Farish cameo appearance as a helpful bus driver.

The bad part.A lot.The girl who play Sri,nice to look at but have no credibility as the sister who lost her elder sister.She never look sad at all.The storyline is a jumble of mess and poo.Jalaludin Hassan as Darma boss.He is plain bad.

The ghost looks like crap.
The ghost flies like crap.
the ghost crawl like crap.

Pierre Andre as the lead,he is actually more scary than the ghost itself when he is being possessed.That's how scary the film is.

The title says it all.

Jangan Pandang Belakang (Don't Look Back) as you are leaving the cinemas early.Never look back.If you see the VCD or DVD in the future,leave it there.Don't look back.Watch something else.

Rating - D+

Food Review - Ramly Nugget Ayam Salutan Tenpura

Ever wonder if you go to McDonald's and order their chicken nuggets?
For the price of around RM4 you get :

a box containing 6 pieces of nuggets.
what a great piece of business.Screwing their customer,that's how Mc'd generate their
revenue. So what if you are addicted to the taste of Mc'D nuggets but cant afford to pay or dont want to pay.You get these great product from Malaysia's own Ramly's.


Where to start...
The packaging is actually quite deceiving because it was pink in color and not attractive at all.And I still rememberthe day I accidentally bought this,it was because the original Ramly Chicken Nugget is sold out.
So I just try it out and it from that day onwards, I look at Mc'D with disgust because the best nugget that money is actually made by a local company.

The price is around Rm8.50-RM10.50 depends on where you get it.For that price you get 1kg
of :

a) succulent nugget that taste the same or maybe even better than Mc'd nugget
b)value for money
c)a pack of nugget that is actually better than most frozen nugget in the market

so,for parents or would be parents,buy this product.keep your children of Mc'd and show that you care,because it's better to feed your child with something you cook yourself.There's love inside.