Review Filem - Cinta

Aku jatuh cinta dengan filem ni.satu hari tu,tghari..aku jalan2 dkt jaya jusco seri kembangan,
diorang tgh promote filem ni,jd aku pun layan la sket.waktu tu tgh pasang scene Taufik dgn Arianna (Pierre Andre dan Sharifah Amani)

dr satu scene yg aku tgk tu,aku tergamam kejap.sebuah filem melayu yg mampu bermain dgn emosi penonton?tak logik.btol ke filem melayu ni?aku tanye kat salesgirl tu,ade tak dvd die.die kate takde,mase tu dvd tak keluar lg,cume ade vcd je.frust gak time tu.takpe,aku terus nekad akan carik DVD die sampai dapat.

berbulan-bulan merayau mencari DVD filem Cinta.tanye kedai,semua ckp abis stok.sampai la minggu lepas,aku pegi low yat,itupun pegi sbb aku diarahkan ke area situ.ade exhibition.aku round2 carik dvd "original" dkt sane,mane tau dah ade yg jual balik.takde langsung.sampai la aku kat satu kedai tgk ade display cite ni.tanye dvd die,takde jugak.beli je la vcd.rm14.90 original.

berbaloi?

nak hepi?filem ni akan buat anda hepi.anda akan hepi dengar soundtrack die.
hepi tgk Pakcik Elyas dgn Kak Rubiah bercinta.hepi tgk Kakak sayang adik.Bapak sayang anak.
Member sayang member.Cucu sayang Atok.

Kepada yg tgh bercinta,baru nak bercinta,baru putus cinta atau cinta bertepuk sebelah tangan,tgk la cerite ni.sbb cerita ni akan buat anda jd optimis nak bercinta dan yakin nak teruskan hidup anda tanpa cinta.

Ade 5 side story dlm ni.cerite paling lemah,cerita Fasha Sandha dgn Eidzlan Yusof.lain2 cerite semuanya best.Paling best?Rahim Razali berlakon sebagai Cikgu Elyas.Berapa liter air mata aku mencurah2?Tah.Banyak gak la.Mmg terharu tgk Rahim Razali dgn couple die,Fatimah Abu Bakar dalam ni.Seronok tgk Que Haidar dgn Nanu Baharuddin jd adik dan kakak.Amani ngan Pierre Andre?Walaupun kalo nak pikirkan logik kenapa pencegah maksiat tak pernah rush rumah die dan cerite die ade sket2 elemen "KL Menjerit",tp scene2 die mmg

Rashidi Dead Mushroom dgn Rita Rudaini punye cerita nampak ade sket rushing.Nasib baik ending cerita diorang ni buat semua bende yg jd tu berbaloi.

Cerita Fasha dgn Eidzlan?Errr..tipikal cerita cinta.Aku ade sedikit tak berpuas hati sbb pengarah masukkan elemen2 org putih dlm ending cerita diorang ni.Kite melayu maa!Bermula dgn agak sweet (aku tak percaye aku gunakan ayat tu) camna seorang gadis kedai buku boleh dicintai seorang lelaki yang terkenal,cerita die makin lama makin kurang sweet sbb last2 die jd tipikal cerita melayu yg tercampur aksi org putih.

Memang ada sket diorang tiru cerite "Love Actually" tp bukan dr segi penceritaan ataupun storyline,tapi terus RIP OFF dan adjust scene paling romantik dalam Love Actually.Scene mane?Ingat tak mcm mane mamat yg minat dekat Kiera Knightley tp takleh nak approach sbb member baik die dah suke dulu dan dapat.Lepas tu sblm die mengundur diri,dia gunakan cue card utk luahkan perasaan die.Carikla sendiri scene mana dalam Cinta ni yg aku maksudkan.

Beli dvd Cinta pastu beli dvd Love Actually.Ajak awek atau boifren anda tgk same2.Lepas tu mesti rase kehangatan cinta membara2.Tapi biarlah cinta anda semua sesuci cinta Kak Rubiah dekat Cikgu Elyas.bukan nak berpegangan tangan dan peluk2 je.
Rating - 9/10

Good Bye Thierry Henry,Thanks!!

Last night,ESPN is showing again the replay of the Arsenal match against Man U at Emirates.As you all know,Arsenal won 2-1 thanks to V.persie and the Barca bound Thierry Henry.

The news that Henry will be leaving Arsenal is a sad one to hear.He's one of the greatest.Everybody will say that he's the greatest but for me he is the bridesmaid for Arsenal legend circa Wenger era,the great Dennis Bergkamp.

I wont write on comparing Dennis and Thierry but I just want to express out my feelings.Hopefully,I wont be too emotional.I am not sad..at all.Yes,I am not AT ALL SAD!!

Why?

Because I believe that every player like Henry is replaceable.Henry is no Bergkamp in vision and craft,Bergkamp is un replaceable. I believe that Arsenal have coped well without him during our last season.Forth place,one point behind Liverpool with a much2 younger squad.
If you follow all our games last season,the only games that Arsenal played like shit is versus Fulham.Against other lesser opposition,Arsenal played well,sometimes really well.But no goals scored.

Against the other big four teams,Arsenal only lost once to Peter Crouch hat trick at Liverpool.Won against Man U twice,draw against Chelsea twice. No Gallas most times,the game against Man U at Old Trafford - no Henry,at Emirates no Gilberto.Against Chelsea,no Gilberto.

If you watch the Carling Cup final,the way Chelsea already superstar were played around by Abou Diaby is stunning.This is all experienced player,Ballack and Lampard.Watching Chelsea celebrating winning the Carling Cup is a sign.A sign that the so called superstar of the world is pushed hard by a group of youngsters.Remember the time when no teams want the Carling Cup?

My opinion is that Henry leaves because of the boardroom saga,David Dein leaving.Not because of he wants to play with Ronaldinho and Lionel Messi.

I don't know how's the reception that he will get from the Barca players.From the fans,yeah they will welcome him.But from the playes I am not sure.Look back at what Henry said after the 2006 Champions League Final.How he said that Ronaldinho is nowhere to be seen.How Puyol don't like to play football but just want to take him to the ground.He even said the only Barca player who is good that night is Henrik Larsson.

Now he is going there to get his Champs League medal.That final in 2006 ,he have two chances to get the winners medal.One on one against Victor Valdes,he blew it all straight to the keeper.
Now he's moving to "the greener pastures" in Spain to play with the same team he criticize just a year ago .

He gets the opportunity and he blew it.Good bye Henry.Thanks for the goals and smiles (and dance moves)

Welcome Adebayor,Van Persie and Bendtner (also Wallcott).
A new legend will always rise.

Mat Rempit Tradisional

Kepada mat-mat motor semua,kalo nampak brader ni tahan motor,bg la die tumpang.die nak balik kampung,tp tak reti nak naik bas.

Tribute : Kucingku Tam

ini kucing aku,aku panggil die Tam.die kucing liar,pastu tetibe satu hari die masuk rumah aku,aku pegi dekat die,die tak takut pun.siap manja2 lagi.lepas tu aku tgk die membesar,dr kecik sampai la die gemok.aku tak mampu bagi die makan,jd makcik sebelah ni la jagekan die,bagi die makan.bile die nak tido,die dtg main2 ngan aku dulu.aku pernah tido ngan die.biasenye die tertido dulu,pastu bile aku bangun die dah takde,gi main ngan geng die,Mok.awal die bangun tido.

satu hari,pagi,aku bangun nak pegi keje.aku rase lain gile pagi tu.makcik sebelah dtg jumpe aku cakap Tam dah mati.(Aunty tu panggil nama lain,bahasa cina,aku tatau ape)

aku keluar rumah pegi tgk tempat die kene langgar.ade lagi badan die kat situ tp ade org tutup pakai paper.aku tak sanggup nak selak.Jiran sebelah Aunty tu bgtau aku ade motor langgar,sbb perut die je kene gelek,kepala die sempurna je lagi.

hehehe,sedih gile aku.aku dah tgk kucing tu membesar dr kecik sampai la die besar.bile tgk ikan bilis skrg ni aku mesti teringat kat die.bile aku rindu aku bukak balik tgk gamba die yg aku sempat tangkap dulu2.ade gak video2 die mase main2 bulu ayam ngan aku.

tu la first time aku rase sayang ngan binatang dan rase sedih bile die mati.
mungkin itu la perasaan aku nanti kalo aku ade anak tp gandakan tu berjuta2 kali.hehehhe,Tam,bile ko sunyi dtg la melawat aku dalam mimpi aku ya?Jgn dtg balik betol2 lak.Nanti aku jd seram.Lagi la kalo ko bole bercakap lak.

Luahan Perasaan - Melayu Bodoh

kenape org melayu bile nak bisnes mesti nak kene tekan orang?kenape bile nak bende2 best mesti nak bayar murah?tak paham bahasa ke?bodoh punye melayu,dah la kepala botak,rambut gugur.bile nak ajak deal,dah start bagi alasan macam2.

hoi Encik Sham*** dan Encik Am*** dr kompeni kat SME Technoprenur Park.Cyberjaya.

ko mmg anak haram.mak ko suke hisap konek laki lain.bapak ko suke main ngan kambing.lepas main ngan kambing tu mak ko pulak pegi main ngan kambing jantan.lepas tu bapak ko pulak tala mak ko pastu sperma bapak ko tercampur ngan sperma kambing tu pastu dapat la ko.

OFIS KO LAWA KONON?KEPALA HOTAK KO?OFIS KO BURUK NAK MAMPOS!
KEPALA HOTAK KO!BAJET KRONI SKET DAH POWER!

orang2 mcm ko la yg buat duit2 kerajaan ni abih.kerajaan dah tolong tau nak songlap.bodoh.
melayu bodoh.sbb org2 mcm ko bisnes org melayu tak pernah maju.mcm ni la melayu,nak meniaga,tp nak kaya cepat.bagi anak2 makan duit haram.mcm mane la Tuhan tak marah.tgk,kan Tuhan dah tarik balik anugerah die kat ko.rambut dah gugur.Yang sorang lg tu,Tuhan dah tarik balik anugerah muka.sbb muka ko tu takde muke manusia.Muka babi

lagi mau ugut2,ingat aku nak sgt bisnes dgn ko.aku pegi calar ko nye kereta yg baru beli tu kang.dekat je tu ofis ko,heheheh

Film Review : Fantastic Four - Rise of The SIlver Surfer

the first film was such a dissappointment for me,besides the good humour between the character and some great action sequence,the film has the depth as deep as a one feet pool.

hopefully,the second one fares better,yes it did.but not much.

first thing first,yes,the silver surfer is cool.but the thing is,he looks emotionless at first.but after some tragedy happens and a real actor took the role of Silver Surfer (not CGI) he conveys emotion
better,he was portrayed better.I am not sure if the SIlver Surfer parts is all done in CGI but the earlier shots of the surfer dude is too CGI,too stiff and not really human-like (in emotion wise)

if you read,Surfer will be the center of attention in the movie,but still the Human Torch and the Thing still hold the movie together.Chris Evans is really becoming a good actor from the day I watch him in Not Another Teen Movie as a Freddie Prinze jr. clone.

The beginning and the middle part was done nicely and we can see how superheroes who didn't hide their identity live among normal human beings.That was a nice part in the movie.Watching superheroes who are not afraid of people knowing their identity is a kind of fresh air from watching Spiderman or Superman or Batman or Cicak-Man,they even embrace their powers and flaunt it all over the place.

The best part of the movie is watching how they work together and Jessica Alba is still hot.

The climatic sequence at the end deserved more.How can Dr.Doom is being beaten that easily?Why that Galactus is a giant cloud?He is supposed to be the gigantic alien that is huge.
The ending left a lot to be desired (or predicted).

After the earlier joyride,Fantastic Four -Rise of the Silver Surfer ends with an premature ejaculation.That's the only fault.It's like you got a hot date and got her to your bedroom and suddenly you ejaculate and lost your libido.

Rating - 3.5/5