Seminggu Tanpa Internet (Bermula Sajak Hujungnya Pantun)

Pada mulanya terasa juga seperti tidak ada hidup,
Ke hulu ke hilir mencari arah,
Hilang arah hilang tujuan,
Nasib baik tak gila meroyan

Televisyen diratah habis habisan,
Semua channel habis ku tarah,
Beberapa channel tak berani ku buka,
Kerana takut keracunan minda

RTM aku banned setaraf babi,
TV3 sampah,jugak NTV
Marah benar tengok berita,
Yang keluar semua dusta

Suratkhabar takde aku nak beli,
Buang duit habiskan gaji,
Baca muka depan berita geli-geli,
Baik aku pegi berjoli

Utusan Meloya bermacam cerita,
Boleh percaya cerita Mawi saja,
Berita Hairan lagilah pulak,
Baik sikit majalah Mangga

Internet takde berita ku lenyap,
Hal-hal Anwar langsung tak tahu
Rakyat Malaysia ramai lah bengap
Pak Lah kaki tidur ramai tak tahu

Internet kurang di pedalaman
Nenek nak on komputer pun tak tahu
Kita yang tahu kena sebarkan
Insya Allah nanti kerajaan baru.

Woohoo.Baru aku tau mcm mane rase org yang takde internet.Semua berita dengar dari media2 yang "diiktiraf" jadi berita yang kita dengar pun yang dah di"tapis".Kalau mak abah anda takde internet kat kampung,pasang internet dan bookmark kan website2 berikut

Anwar Ibrahim
Malaysia Today
Lim Kit Siang
Harakah Daily BM

Kedalaman Lurah Melayu Ajaran Islam Hadhari

Aku teringat gambar hadapan surat khabar The Star 3 hari lepas kot yang memaparkan gambar Pak Lah,Khairy dan Nurin (sp?) sedang berposing sakan memegang cucu baru Pak Lah yang diberi nama Jibrail.

Jibrail Khairy.

Kelihatan gembira betul Pak Lah dapat cucu yang gemuk dan sihat.Tapi aku bukan nak bercerita pasal cucu dia,bukan pasal kegilaan Pak Lah terhadap duit dan melelapkan mata.Cuma nak bercerita pasal lurah Nurin yang terpampang jelas di muka hadapan paper tersebut.

Entahlah apa nak jadi dengan darah ulama' yang mengalir dalam diri Nurin.Mungkin darah tu dah dihitamkan oleh pengaruh Khairy yang sememangnya berdarah hitam.Aku bukan nak mengutuk secara terang-terangan kalau aku nampak cleavage gadis Melayu cuma Nurin ni anak Pak Lah,Imam Besar Islam Hadhari.Itu yang aku kesalkan.Aku tak pernah pulak nampak cleavage Marina Mahathir dekat muka depan akhbar walaupun bapanya bukan seorang yang mengaku dia kuat ibadah.

Kenapa perempuan dijadikan sebegitu rupa sekarang?tak ada lagi ke perempuan Melayu yang nak tutup dirinya dari pandangan umum?

Pakai tudung labuh?Kolot.Kuno.
Kalau pakai tudung mesti nak lilit bagi nampak dua bukit.Baru masyuk.
Kalau bukak tudung baru nampak moden,baru ada kelas.
Kalau pakai tudung lepas tu buat video blue lagi ada kelas.

Aku berharap benar agar Nurin tak dijadikan contoh gadis-gadis Melayu dalam bab berpakaian.Sekarang idola-idola gadis-gadis adalah perempuan yang boleh diibaratkan berpakaian dan berlagak seperti pelacur,seperti Paris Hilton,Lindsay Lohan takpun Madonna.

Aku tulis ni sebab aku menyampah.Menyampah tengok perempuan Melayu berlagak macam orang putih.Lurah mesti nak tunjuk.Baju mesti nak ketat.Seluar mesti sendat-sendat.Kalau berani sangat nak tunjuk lurah,kenapa nak marah kalau aku tengok?Kalau berani nak tunjuk,mesti kene sedia berani bagi tengok.

Mungkin sebab dia anak Pak Lah yang aku marah tengok dia pakai camtu.Anak Imam Besar Islam Hadhari.Kalau dia kata dia pakai macam tu sebab die isteri Khairy,takpelah,kita faham Khairy macam mane kan?

Nasib baik Pak Lah dah tak tanggung dosa si Nurin ni.Kalau dia jugak yang menanggung,berbilion bilion lah dosa Pak Lah dapat setiap kali ada orang beli paper tu dan tengok lurah si Nurin.Bagus jugak la si Khairy yang tanggung.

Tiba-tiba dapat idea pantun lak..

Kerajaan Bapak rakyat nak sepak,
Menantu Bapak namanya Khairy,
Lurah si Nurin jelas lah nampak,
Itulah ajaran Islam Hadhari

Sekian.

Yahoo Messenger Is Crappier These Days

Technologies is catching up and maybe have exceed our need for some part.Such as the requirement for a PC for basic person is always basic as possible.We only need like 900MHZ of processor and 256mb of RAM for Internet surfing and Word processing.Now as the technologies has been speed up following the highly demanding of gaming software,the software world also follow suite.

What I am talking about is the highly crap amount of hardware you need to run some certain software that are supposed to be very light to run ages ago.I am talking the HIGHLY CRAPTASTIC Yahoo Messenger.

In 2001,the requirement to run the YM is only about 4mb of ram.That is acceptable.4mb to run a chatting software is considered fine.Now,if you are using the YM,press Ctrl-Alt-Delete on your keyboard,look at the Running programs list and look at how much YM is eating your RAM.NEARLY 40MB!!

What is the point of upgrading hardware when everytime you upgrade your hardware the software will play the catch up games.You got more RAM's,the software will eat more.Yahoo Messenger now is a mess.Full of things that I dont really want,the interface is kind of screwed and it hogs the RAM.

Bloated software.You will never have the best hardware out there because the software will always be designed to eat more and more.Please,software makers,keep your software simple and keep it clean.

Most Annoying Bloated Software For Me:

1)Yahoo Messenger
2)Adobe Acrobat Reader(use Fox It instead)
3) Any version of Real Player (automatically creates a startup entry for your PC)
4)Google Toolbar
5)the latest Microsoft Office (the interface do suck bad)
6)Microsoft Internet Explorer (it's getting better but still...Firefox's better by a hundred miles)
7)Winamp,it runs much better before

Recommendations:

1)Use VLC Media player for videos Link
2)Use FoxIt for .PDF files Link
3)Do not install any Yahoo or Google toolbar for your browser
4)Use OpenOffice,it's free Link
5)Use Mozilla Firefox Link
6)Use Winamp 2.79

For any old version of software you love but you prefer the old version : Link to OldVersion

Further Reading Before They Spoiled The Software

The Bronze Loser

Not much can be said.If someone in Malaysia do this kind of broadcast,ISA surely visit.
ISA - Isap Susu Abdullah (Badawi)

FUCK YOUR ISLAM HADHARI!I WOULD RATHER BE A GOAT

If this scanned letter is true as an order directly from the higher official,it will only means one thing.The higher echelon of Education Minister and it's Prime Minister is full of DUMBASS.This is a way to make small things looks more bigger than it should be because frankly,I as a Malay wouldn't mind waiting for my Indian or Chinese fellow to finish their prayer.

It's like they are insulting our intelligence,like we Malay/Muslim have no morale to respect other religion.FUCK YOU!We have our own brain and we shouldn't be tell to do this or that.


ISLAM HADHARI?FUCK YOUR ISLAM HADHARI PAK LAH!FUCK YOUR ISLAM HADHARI!HOW MANY MINISTER DRINKS WINE?HOW MANY MINISTER PRACTICE ZINA?A LEADER OF AN ISLAMIC NATION SHOULDN"T EVEN DARE TO TOUCH A WINE BOTTLE!!

FUCK YOUR ISLAM HADHARI!!WE ARE MALAYSIAN AND WE ARE MUSLIM.I AM NOT UNDER ISLAM HADHARI.
THOSE WHO FOLLOWS ISLAM HADHARI CAN GO TO HELL.


We are a new Malay that wont be fooled again.Let us Malay's shows our power,not rights,not voice,let us show our power!