Porno Malaysia : Datuk- Datuk Pemimpin Malaysia

The nation was shock to hear about the circulation of a PORN MOVIE of one of our leader,Health Minister,Datuk Chua Soi Lek.I think it is healthy lifestyle having sex with a 20 something year old girl while being married to another.This shows that even the time of his 61st birthday is becoming nearer,he is enjoying a healthy sex life.

This video can be the prove that all Malaysian are waiting for...the Minister is working overtime.

1)He is doing a research for how AIDS can spread.
2)He want to test out the strength of Malaysian condom to make sure the citizen have the highest quality condom.
3)He is doing extra work as a "Breast Cancer Checker." Surely he deserved some allowance for that
4)He is worried that the girl has VE,so he is doing a routine checkup

Whatever the reason is,every MAN in this era is a pervert.Even Minister of the Cabinets

What will the response be if a man suddenly shout to a crowd "I want to have sex now,who wants some?" Surely no response from the woman.But if a woman shouted that,surely some men will want to have sex at that time even if the woman is ugly as a Khairy Jamaluddin dressed in mini skirt.

Okay,I am sure this will be the first and not the last case of Minister working part time as Porn Star.

Please,in the future :

1) NO Pak Lah and Jeanne Homemade porn movie
2) NO video of any of the top Woman Minister in the Cabinet (I don't discriminate the woman,but please.....just imagine you are watching one) Urgh...
3) NO to any "SKODENG" (hidden camera shooting) video of any minister in the bathroom (urinating or bathing or worst....squatting down and..)
4) THE MOST IMPORTANT IS PLEASE NO SAMY VELLU PORN!
If he got caught doing dirty sex in a video,he will charge us per viewing.

Anybody seen the video yet?What stood out is that the girl is quite pretty but she does have lousy taste.
Oh,the picture is just for decoration purposes.Please dont open it in front of a child or your boss.
Please dont.

New Year Resolution For A Loser

10:30pm : Start "Pro Evolution Soccer 2008" and continue the Master League with my team "Sportsman Village FC"

11:35pm : Stopped playing because I lost in the 1st round of the Cup competition.Realized I have been playing the game for 115 hours.Remind myself,buy the original one later to play online.

11:36pm : Take chocolate milk from refrigerator

11:38pm : Stay at home

This is what my normal routine everyday.Even it is the new years eve,it's still the same day for me.This is a life of a man who have NO LIFE,hahahah.I don't realize when did I turned and become like this.Before this all of us (more than 10 mostly) will go somewhere and celebrate anything.New years,Independence,anything that can be celebrate.

Nowadays it is all about staying home and be in my comfort zone.Comfort.I think it is really important in my life now.Even though I missed out on this so called "Life" and "Celebrations" I would prefer Comfort than any of it.

Maybe because I am a Cancer and that's why I like to stay at home (I read some books on Astrology and some parts such as personality is almost spot on)

Some of my friends they have the urge to go outside and celebrate.They are still enjoying the nightlife that I have learned to hate.A tragedy of picking up two Transvestite to go to a club in PJ is still haunting me until these days.Maybe later I will tell the story of "Rose" and "Mawar" (maybe Rosli and Mawi is their real name)

I think it is fine for those who have taken the same path as me,the Anti Social or the Loser.I think that I have enough friends (that I trust a lot eventhough they cannot keep a secret between them,hehe) and enough close friend at work that I can be with everyday.

New Years?Clubbing?Happening things?Rave Party?
No thanks.

Wow...2008 already.Wishing the 15 readers of this blog :"May 2008 and onwards brings a lot of joy and happiness.Maybe some extra money too."

Old people like to stay ina quiet place.I think I am just getting older than usual.

Let Us Sue TM Net Because We Can

Accroding to the report here.US customer subscribing to Comcast have sued the company because they are doing the bandwidth throttling for the Torrent user.Imagine what would happen if somebody have the courage and enough money (just in case) to sue TM Net (TM Nut as usually known in Malaysia)

I think we have a case here.

We are buying a package of 1MB and normally what speed do we got?Around 120KBps per second.I have downloaded a file (straight HTTP donwload) and the best that I could get is 120KBps.Where is the rest bandwidth?

Now they are throttling the Torrent speed download even though the download/upload speed is still not up to par as promise.I think TM Nut have the advantage IF they provide the speed they advertise but they dont and they are already taking some advantage away from us also.

We do realize that Torrent mostly contains thing that are under copyright stuff and downloading anything is wrong but still,the ISP should provide the service as it promised (not on best effort basis) because if best effort is only 256kbps,we shouldn't need to pay full amount monthly.

Comcast Being Sued-Taken By PC World

Switchfoot Is Coming!

As normal as checking my email everyday,I got the newsletter from Switchfoot.com.
They are announcing they will be coming to Asia Pacific.Yeah,surely they'll go to Singapore,Indonesia and Philippines (because one of the band member are from there) and to my surprise...the last place they will visit is Kuala Lumpur,Malaysia.

WOOOHOOO!!

At last.A concert that I will be saving to go to.
Here is the details (taken from the newsletter)

Hello international amigos,

We wanted to let our Pacific Rim friends know that we are coming your way! Here is a list of upcoming shows...we hope to see you at the show.

Thursday, January 24

Senayan Indoor Stadium
Jakarta, Indonesia
On sale now!
Ticket info: http://www.jakartaconcerts.com/switchfoot/

Saturday, January 26
Parachute Music Festival
Mystery Creek Events Centre
Hamilton, New Zealand
On sale now!
Ticket link: http://websites.parachutemusic.com/festival/2008/enter.html

Thursday, January 31
Singapore Max Pavilion
Singapore, Singapore
On sale: Dec. 26
Ticket link: www.sistic.com.sg

Saturday, February 2
Venue TBD
Kuala Lampur, Malaysia
On sale: January 1
Ticket info coming soon!

Even though the details are still sketchy,at least they are coming.Just for informations,Switchfoot are known to charge a much lower rate per show than similar artist so that the fans can get the tickets at a much lower price.If the ticket is too expensive.Complain to the band,they will take some action as they have previously done before.

I Blamed The Government If I Have Eaten Porks

In this country,where Islam is the official religion of the country,most of us are still scared to go and eat in some places.

I am talking about the very loose law of restrictions of Halal Food in Malaysia.

We heard about the bread made by a factory that looks to be contaminated.Feeling the heat from the dropped of sales,they take the beautiful Fasha Sandha (I met her once,she's really gorgeous,I can see her panty lines on her soft and very white long tight pants and it was beautiful) as the spokesperson for the Bread.Case solved.

We heard about the dangerous chemical that are put on our toothpaste.To really fight this allegations,
the company provided a full page ads on the official national government newspaper to announce that their products is safe.

Then we got the meat and chicken things.

This is very sensitive issues.I would like to clarify to all that :

1) Even if you dont mixed pork in your cooking but you used the same cutleries and frying pans to fry pork,it is deemed non-halal

2) After washing the cutleries that have been touch with pork using the most powerful cleaning agent in the world,scrubs for one night using iron wool and disinfected using the Pasteurising Machine,it is still NOT HALAL



3) A chicken that is chopped in the head until the head seperated from its body and pronounced dead by a muscular butcher using the sharpest knife in the world,that chicken is NON HALAL if the butcher is Non Muslim

4) Even if wine is evaporated and become non alcoholic once it touches heat,the food is still NOT HALAL

5) Any Muslim who takes alcoholic drinks are not worthy of being a Muslim.In Islam,one drop of alcohol in your body makes your prayer count as redundant for 40 days.If you take one glass,how long is your prayer will be dismissed?If you take one glass a day for a whole year,surely your prayer is only just for exercise.

Government doesnt have a strict rule to protect the Muslim.We are afraid of everything we eat.The growth of the supposed "Mamak Restaurant" is a threat,because we are not sure is it a real Mamak (A Muslim Indian) or just Indian?

I am sure some non-Malay would think that this is rubbish,we are just making things so hard for ourselves.But this is the beauty of Islam.There are many things that Non-Muslim will not understand why we Muslim adhere to it.Please dont treat this as simply as "coughing at the stairs" (melepaskan batuk di tangga)

One thing I would ask the government to do (hopefully the new government next year) is that the implementation of a more strict control on Halal food.Making Malaysia a regional hub for halal food is a good step but make sure the base/foundation in Malaysia is strong first.

You should know as a Muslim where to eat and where you cant eat.

A famous steak house franchise in Malaysia is a strict no no no,I have a friend who work there before.He just said to me,dont eat there,they use wine,specifically red wine on their steak.But why no action is taken against them?There are still no official announcement from the government.Have to check website?How about those who dont have internet?

We need to clarify this before it is too late.If I have ever eaten pork,I blamed it on the government.Why?Because they are mostly Muslim too and they never do anything about it.Why dont they take action?Because some of them of them also enjoy the Non Halal thing.Including bribes....that is NON HALAL ALSO.

Further Reading
Halal JAKIM
Persatuan Pengguna Islam Malaysia